cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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