fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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