Where are you?
In a non slutty way
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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