The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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