i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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