Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Bring me that man meat
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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