That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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