Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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