just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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