even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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