doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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She's the barista slut.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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