yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Randomize
