At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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