How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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