Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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