so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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