think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
All I want is dick and wine.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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