I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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