STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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