the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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