What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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