honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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