Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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