bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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