So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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