He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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