your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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