im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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