lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
