In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I know her cup size but not her name....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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