Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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