How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i drank out of a bidet.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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