I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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