So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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