Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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