A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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