at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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