Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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