...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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