apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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