She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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