I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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