this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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