Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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