I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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