Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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