Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?