I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size