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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have

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  None he's f-d

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• (212): View more from New York

  btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?

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