Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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