How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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