woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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