pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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